Marketing Gone Wild_ Tits, Ass & Tenchu_ Shadow Assassins

By Dr. Evelyn Thorne | October 12, 2025

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq0LuFNN4po

I swear to God this “review” of Ubisoft’s Tenchu: Shadow rummy 51 Assassins from Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis is real. A heady blend of flesh, gameplay and tiger growls makes it 2009’s best video.

And by “best,” I might actually mean the most confounding, flagrant display of “college girls” wearing nothing but Tenchu logos and fake tanner in the name of shilling a Wii game. Good show, Ubisoft and company.

We really can’t stress enough how rummy golds borderline NSFW this is, but hopefully the on display boobs gave you a pretty good hint.

Tenchu. So. Hot.

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